if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop????????????????
Did you say yes
tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y
Romance in the 21st Tumblr century
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
I’m so tired of this website trying to sound fragile n cute “please be kind to insects” if ants are invading my home it’s time to fight back
shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
i am 97 away from my biggest goal ever and it’d be amazing if you could help me reach it by reblogging this,
i’m checking out all who reblog this and especially new followers thank u :~)
" i’m not rude, i’m honest "